She's an exceptional human being, who married a well-intentioned goof ball.

Ben

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Leslie: You wanted to run something by me?
April: Yes. So well you help me?
Leslie: you don't need me! You can get whatever job you want!

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• Added: February 10, 2015

Leslie: Attagirl!
April: Ugh, mom!

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I just want to say thank you, and I love you very much. Which is why I decided not to turn you into a sea urchin, which I can do, because I'm an actual witch, with powers, and I'm evil, and -

April

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I just fell backwards into your world, a couple years went by, and now here I am.

April

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She'll take it! Lets talk perks. Does she get the summer off like school?!

Andy

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John McCain: Has anyone ever told you your tenacity can be a bit intimidating.
Leslie: Yes, every day of my life since the 4th grade.

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Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.

Ron

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Tell him it's Count Chocula. Wait, no, sorry it's Andy Dwyer

Andy

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• Added: February 10, 2015

Itineraries aren't the right place to mess around!

Leslie

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