Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 14: "Road Trip" Quotes
Perfect. I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom, the wiz palace as I like to call it.
Leslie
The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours.
Leslie
And so as you can see Pawnee has 12 beautiful baseball diamonds. And our seats have extra cushions due to the massive size of our average citizen.

Leslie
Their bathmats are amazing it's like stepping on a lamb.
Leslie
Yeah, I snuck an Al Green song in there. I want them to get together, sue me.
Ann
It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine year old.
Ron
Leslie: Ann, everything you have is too sexy. This is actually the dress Julia Roberts wore as prostitute in Pretty Woman.

Ann: I know I look really good in it.
