Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 20: "The Debate" Quotes
Jen: After a rough start, your girl's doing ok.
Ben: I think she's doing a little better than ok, or did you miss the applause she got on the raccoon safety question?
I was in favor of closing the Borders bookstore, not the border to Mexico.Leslie
By the year 2013, we will have a fully functioning mall on Jupiter.Bobby
And we all know the better looking a park is, the more attention it will get from lady parks that want to have sex with it.Tom
This question comes from Twitter, because apparently that's something which happens now.Gwen
I want to tell you about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.Fester Trim
Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah Machlachlan.Leslie
Donor: So you do a lot of investing?
Andy: We dabble. I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a Wendy's, on the way home, so... the economy.
Ben: Hypothetical crisis: Leslie just tried to answer a question, but audibly farted and then threw up. Spin.
Chris: Leslie Knope is literally overflowing with ideas for this town. And speaking about methane, have you heard about her plan to limit greenhouse gas emissions?
Tom: What do you know? You don't care about things.
April: Yes I do. I care about Andy and Champion ... and I want Leslie to win. And I like sleeping.
If I had to have anybody tell me that I have cancer, I would want it to be me.Chris