Parks and Recreation Quotes
I'm perfectly civil! He's the stupid garbage-head doodoo-face!Leslie
I could retire! But I wouldn't - I'm going to work until I'm a 100. Then I'll cut back to four days a week.Leslie
I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.Tammy
Chicago has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no thank you. And I love you. But no thank you.April
Damn, Donna. Why you gotta bring the Quackson Five into this?Ginuwine
Well, which one is it? Fruity or earthy? It can’t be both! They’re mutually exclusive!Craig
Michelle Obama: Well, you know how I feel about Chicago.
Leslie: You’re from Chicago so you like it!
And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.Ben
A soft opening tomorrow? From now on everyone call me Kristin because I’m wigging out!!Craig
Excuse me, Miss Hanley? Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.Tom
I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.Tom
Despite what my pocket square says, I’m not a billionaire.Tom