Parks and Recreation Quotes
Tom: It's a whole documentary of my failures!
Lucy: That you made!
Jean-Ralphio, although I truly hope that I never see you again, I do wish you a long and happy life.Leslie
Ben: I have so many presents, it's weird!
Andy: Yes!! Oh, for the baby? Put 'em over there.
April: But in the end? Bringing a child into this world? That's disgusting!
Andy: Nooo, we'd wipe all the disgusting stuff right off it!
Babe, I want to put a babe in you babe.Andy
Andy: I get to push the buttons! I call it!
April: He called it.
Leslie: Yeah I know.
All that coffee and legal marijuana has people wanting to buy houses quickly, and irrationally.Donna
Haha, "Euro-trash," I like that. That is indeed a garbage continent.Ron
Leslie: Why are you like this?
Jean-Ralphio: Pills, baby!
I'm gonna turn the "mayoral office" into "my oral office."The Douche
Lucy, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to marry me.Tom
His barber, butcher, and lover. I have lost one of them today.Ron