Ron: Tom is quite taken with you.
Lucy: He's taken with me, huh?
Ron: He said he'd marry you tomorrow.

Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.

Ron

Also they called three hours ago, and said they approved the plans.

Ron

I wish my reign had lasted longer -- but I'm happy with the decisions I made, and the people I fired.

Craig

It's about time! We're losing the cranberry sauce, effective immediately!

Craig

I say, in matters of the heart, treat yo' self.

Donna

All the sushi is made by fish, previously owned by celebrities.

Tom

The hound is a cologne I made that makes everything smell like wet dog.

Dennis Feinstein

PSYCH!

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Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.

April

Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia?

Andy

How ever many waffles it takes to keep you in business.

Leslie

Parks & Rec Quotes

Every now and then, we have these little gatherings, and Leslie gets plastered. One time, I convinced her to try to fax someone a Fruit Roll Up. She, one time, made out with the water delivery guy. In her office. On Halloween, she was dressed up as Batman. Not Batgirl; Batman. And I convinced her to go stop a crime that was going on outside. And it is my favorite thing in the world.

Tom Haverford

This could be my Hoover Dam.

Leslie