Parks and Recreation Season 2 Quotes
I love her so much, but I think I'm going to draw a mustache on her face.
Ann
I just got to tell you I'm a little tired, so I may have parked on your front lawn.
Leslie
Hey, Mark. It's Leslie. Change of plans. Can you call me back? Tom, get here. Call me. Bye. Hey, Leslie. It's Leslie. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.
Leslie
Or get your tissues out if you're like me and think handkerchiefs are gross.
Leslie
You ever seen this man sleep? It's like underwater ballet.
Mark
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
Ron
Ron: I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting.
Leslie: Wow, must be terrible.
Ron: Only when I'm losing.
I need you to make that out to Wendy. Tom is an amazing guy. You never should have left him. You made a huge mistake in your life and you're probably going to die alone. Love, Detlef.
Tom
Brooks Brothers Boys, it's like the cuts are slimmer, and it's cheaper. Win win.
Tom
Leslie: So how are things going with you two?
April: They're going really well. We're gonna get married and I'm pregnant with his child.
Martin: Coming up, a very special video presentation called Even My Tongue is Fat: The Story of Pawnee.
Diabetes. Yuck. Tonight we're hoping the people of Pawnee dig their big, chubby hands into their plus-sized pockets and donate generously.
Joan
