Parks and Recreation Season 3 Quotes
No, I don't care about their relationship. I just don't want to lose April. I would never be able to find a worst assistant.
Ron
Why are you working the permit's desk, and why was that child clubbing your nuggets?
Ron
Crazy Ira: Know why I'd never be an astronaut? Two words: Space farts. You can't roll down the window to the shuttle. Am I right, folks?
Unless Andy can un-kiss Ann, then I'm not going to change my mind.
April
April: Do you have Internet in your office?
Chris: Yes.
And I even called Oprah. Well, I tried to call Oprah. Couldn't get her number. I'm putting it out there, like The Secret. And hopefully she'll call me.
Leslie
Leslie: Boy, 35 percent.
Ben: It's actually 34.2 percent.
Leslie: 34.2 percent. I am Ben, the numbers robot.
I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.
Ron
Took her home. Polished her up. Bought a brand new ribbon off of electronic bay dot com.
Ron
Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.
Leslie
Tammy: You're a joke. You're not even a man anymore. Oh, and by the way, last night I faked four out of the seven.
Ron: So did I.
Ron: Tammy and I are in love, and we're going to start a family together. In fact. She's ovulating. So if you'll excuse us, we're heading off on our honeymoon.
Jerry: Wow, where you going?
