Parks and Recreation Season 3 Quotes
I doth proclaim to be a stupid fart face.
Leslie
It's not for me. These waffles make great dog laxatives.
Lindsay
Did you guys get your public forum gift bag? There's an iPod Touch in here.
Tom
Leslie has a lot of qualities I find horrifying. But the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be.
Ron
Fixed her "deviated septum" and lost 35 pounds. And lost something else... what was it again? Oh yeah, her soul.
Leslie
Ron refuses to tell anyone when his birthday is. He's even had it redacted on all government documents.
Leslie
Everyone shut up and look at me!
Ron
That's what you see when you close your eyes at night Jerry. Topless Leslie glued to a horse!
Tom
I'm sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?
Ben
Ben: You always separate your lights from your darks.
April: That's racist.
Public Art Commission. Filled with hippies who love public art and sometimes weed. Jackpot.
Leslie
There's a 30% chance they'll die.
Ben
