Chris: Rethink our visual brand, take these words, and make something amazing!
Tom: So you're saying you want me to choose a new font?
Chris: Yes, essentially I'd like you to choose a new font.

Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.

Horizons are dumb, never broaden your horizons.

April

Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.

Ron

I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?

Jerry

As a mature, reasonable adult I understand that this will be the last project Ben and I will be working on together. So, please join us the grand opening of Pawnee's smallest park on November 12th, 2070.

Leslie

One of the most significant bummers of my lifetime.

Andy

I once hosted a forum about a new bike rack that lasted seven hours. Now, when I need these people to complain they're done in 45 minutes?

Leslie

My first day of college my father dropped me off at the steel mill. He didn't think I should go to college, but I hitched a ride, enrolled, and learned a lot.

Ron

I definitely have more lions than any other country in the whole world right now.

Andy

Oh hey Ben, have you ever seen my complete collection of all 193 National Flags? Oh, here they are!

Leslie

If you re-arrange the letters of Peru, you get Europe.

Andy

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes

Ron: I don't have the material for Smores.
Leslie: You you do, I always emergency smore rations in my car.

I'm Ron Swanson and you're Leslie f***ing Knope.

Ron