Parks and Recreation Season 5 Quotes
Well, Jerry was never the type to rise above mediocrity. Or to it.Ben
As much as we want this to happen, we can't just let Jerry disappear!Leslie
Every memory deserves to be chronicled! Even the saggy ones.Leslie
It's my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter. One me leaves!April
One time my refrigerator stopped working and I had no idea what to do! I just moved!Tom
I don't want to be overdramatic, but this is literally a battle for April's soul.Chris
My spirit blood is on your hands.April
Ron: There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.
First stop, Motivation Station!Chris
Ann: I keep getting outbid by someone called Tall Tyrion Lannister. What kind of name is that?
Donna: Are you kidding me? Tyrion Lannister? Lord of Casterly Rock? The Half Man? You don't watch Game of Thrones?
Ann: No, do you?
Donna: Hell, yeah! Have you seen those Dothraki dudes? They can get it! Everyone on that show can get it!
Normally, if given the choice between doing something and doing nothing, I'll do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant that nothing got done.Ron