Tommy: I'm going to miss that S.O.B.
Ginny: Yeah, no one belted Blake Shelton songs like Butch.
Tommy: You know the worst part is our kids are like best friends.

I know it's not Ginny because even you're not that crazy.

Blip

Whatever it is that you and Amelia are doing, you gotta tell Ginny bro. Because you know it's gonna get out. It'd be a lot better for everybody if she hears it from you.

Blip

Ginny: The Padres without Blip is like Destiny's Child without Beyonce.
Evelyn: Hmm, I love my husband but he's no Queen B. Kelly Rowland maybe.

Ginny this isn't your life, it's mine! Any minute now I might have to wake my kids up and tell them we're saying goodbye to the only home they've ever known! I just don't have it in me to make you feel okay.

Blip

Right now, and this is no disrespect to your teammates, you are the Padres. I know how much Blip and Evelyn mean to you. And if it makes your life better, if it makes the team better, you don't just ask for what you want. You demand it! And they'll respect you all the more for doing so.

Amelia

With all the butts I put in the seats, with all the Ginny Baker jerseys you sell, I'm not going to have more leverage than I do now. Blip Sanders needs to stay on this team.

Ginny

Oscar: Lawson has no trade clause.
Charlie: Which is why you have to find a way to make him think it's his idea.

Ginny: He's back! Tommy, your boy's back!
Mike (about Tommy): They sent him to the Cubs about 15 minutes ago

Mike: I think there's something we should do.
Amelia: Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing.

Amelia: I just wanted to let you know that Mike Lawson and I have been seeing each other. Just for a few weeks.
Ginny: Oh...okay.

Pitch Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Mike: I remember my first deadline. I couldn't sleep for a week.
Blip: Oh here we go, Grandpa story time! Somebody, get him a pipe and some ear hair. Oh wait, hold on, no all he needs is the pipe.

Baker you can relax. You're the biggest story in baseball, you're not going anywhere.

Mike