Make me look smart, Baker.

Al

Al: Remember when I told you to come to San Francisco and not think about baseball?
Ginny: Yeah.
Al: Well start thinking about baseball.

I want you to solve the problem, not make a new one.

Oscar

You be captain, me, I'm going to be catcher.

Livan

Mike: I just want to make sure that you and I are okay. If for no other reason than for Ginny.
Amelia: So let's get along for the kid.

Baseball is just a sliver of your life. You better be willing to find happiness without it.

Al

A lot of guys in that clubhouse had rough childhoods.

Mike

He's a punk.

Mike

On that mound is the only place that feels normal.

Ginny

Mike: Does Livan know we're down 6-2?
Blip: Guess not.

I've got an idea, but I don't think you're gonna like it, and it might make things worse.

Ginny

Blip: You are a woman. You gotta be smarter than that!
Ginny: Smarter?
Blip: I shouldn't have said that.

Pitch Quotes

Ginny: But none of that matters, you know why?
Frank: No, but color me intrigued.
Ginny: Because today I'm the starting pitcher for the San Diego Padres.

I know it's only a 2 minute ride to the stadium and you've probably dealt with this kind of paparazzi before, but there's a billion dollar piece of cargo back here, and if you Princess Di her ass and you and me survive, I'm going to Red Wedding you and your entire family.

Amelia