Well, thanks for the invite, you little shit.


No one is as horrible as we imagine them to be.


I have one son who has nearly died twice in the last six months. My other son, there is a confusion and an anger there that I'm just beginning to see. They're both adults, but they're still my children. It's not the right time to take on my boss or my party. I'm their mother first.


Just remember this, if you go out that door, it's your choice and nobody else's.


I mean I had to make sure. Every once in a while, I gotta sleep with a woman and just double check. Look they don't tell you when you get the gay card that breasts are off the table, I mean breasts are awesome.


Bud? My Bud? He punched the Vice President?


Xie xie. (Thank you.)

Message from the Chinese submarine
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You wouldn't know honor if it sucked your cock and stroked your balls, Fred.


You harm my family again, and, I swear to every loving god I'll wipe your existence from the face of this earth.


Susan: I had sex on this plane the last time I was on it.
Doug: With my dad?
Susan: Jesus, no. With another journalist.

Anne, sweetheart, you could stand a couple of terrible ideas.


This moment, this is why I asked you to run with me in the first place.

President Garcetti

Political Animals Quotes

You're asking me to eat shit. Now, I held the highest office in the land. An office only 41 men before me ever held. I don't eat shit. I serve it.

President Hammond

Fan Girl: Why don't you run again?
President Bud Hammond: Would if I could. Would if I could.