Political Animals Quotes
I'm sick to death of the bullshit and the egos and the men. I am sick of the men. ... I could puke for days. I'm running for president.
Elaine
I don't know what to say, Gary, I guess this bitch is just good at her job.
Susan
Bud: What's the Bitch of the Beltway doing here?
Elaine: Finishing her feature on me. I told her she could cover this trip on background.
Bud: She won a Pulitzer for hating our guts.
Elaine: Turns out she doesn't hate us, just you.
Doug: Put on your seat belt.
TJ: Okay.
You're on my list. Famous guys I can cheat with, you're my number two.
TJ's fling
Elaine: Can you keep a secret, Clark?
Clark: That's my job.
Elaine: I'm going to run for president again, and this time I'm gonna win.
I stayed because I loved him.
Elaine
Susan: Let's be clear: I am definitely more upset that you stuck your dick in another woman than I am about the story.
Someday, it would be nice to work for the man that beat me.
Elaine
There has to be a rule about discussing my mother when I'm inside you.
Douglas
You were the foxiest piece of ass that I ever laid my eyes on. You still are.
President Hammond
How am I going to do anything important if no one helps me?
TJ
