Occupational hazard, right. It comes with being a Hammond. They love us when they're not busy hating us.

TJ

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• Added: July 17, 2012

Oh, and Bud, I want a divorce.

Elaine

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• Added: July 17, 2012

You're asking me to eat shit. Now, I held the highest office in the land. An office only 41 men before me ever held. I don't eat shit. I serve it.

President Hammond

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• Added: July 17, 2012

Fan Girl: Why don't you run again?
President Bud Hammond: Would if I could. Would if I could.

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• Added: July 17, 2012