Van: Do you see what she's doing?
Jackie: No, but I'm very excited to see what you think she's doing.

It's like the pride the butler feels when he gets a second pantry.

Emily

I swear if you do this, I will send my lawyer to your house to shave your head in your sleep.

Van

Teddy: I don't know what to say.
Green Fury: Most people say thank you.
Teddy: I'm gonna say thanks because I'm not most people.

I will flush you out, and then you'll be fired.

Van

Emily: There's a chance you'll get to punch a stranger.
Jackie: Okay, I'm in.

Oh he's definitely talking about his penis.

Ron

The Joker is an A list superhero. He wouldn't attack a dump like Charm City.

Van

Tampa? That's not even the nicest part of Central Florida.

Emily

I am not the Hobbit movies.

Teddy

Those are instructions, it's in pieces because you have to put it together.

Jackie

Cold season is impossible to dress for, it's like a wedding on the beach.

Emily

Powerless Quotes

You don't see that everyday

Emily

Emily: Why are you drinking champagne?
Van: Because I'm so sad.