Hanna: The mystery dude we should be focusing on is Patterson.
Spencer: Patterson? Isn't that that kid in World History who's always sniffing his fingers?

Hanna: I thought we were meeting for lunch.
Caleb: What time is it?
Hanna: Uh, half past I'm hungry.

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Hanna: I'm going to jail for... for.....
Aria: Vehicular manslaughter?

Brenda: Don't haggle, Spencer. It's tacky. $50 for first-timers, repeat customers get a discount.
Spencer: Like at the hoagie shop. Do I get the tenth one free?

Could you please move your stick? There are people trying to get past you.

Emily [to Jenna]

Guys, don't fight in the crypt.

Aria

Grunwald: How do you live in such a psychically constipated environment.
Hanna: I eat a lot of fiber.

Your father made it sound like you were hosting the Rolling Stones.

Ella

Can we get out of here? My goosebumps are getting goosebumps.

Emily

Where are you in this Spencer? You haven't even said a word. Should I be afraid of our big brother?

Ali

Here I was hoping you'd be at the potter's wheel, so I could wrap my arms around you and hum "Unchained Melody."

Ezra

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer