You're not gonna start singing songs from Annie are you? Because I bet my bottom dollar that you could.


No kissing on campus. That was rule... I'm not sure which rule that was, but it's an important one


Megan: How do I look? Should I change? I didn't know what to wear
Marco: Well you can start by wearing a watch, dinner started 5 minutes ago

Megan: They're really sweet with each other
Marco: They have to be, who else is gonna like them?

The case of sage's exploding face has officially been solved. Apparently Betty and Veronica here thought it would be a good idea to put muscle relaxers in Sage's drink.


9000 rooms in this house and the two of them decide to share?


I'm warning you, Lily is a disaster. This is your china shop. If you want to, invite the bull.


Rose: ...I want you to invite her...your sister lily
Megan: Yeah... right. I hear Charles Manson is up for parole soon... maybe he wants to catch some rays too..

Megan: It'd be weird for the girls to see their headmaster in a speedo.
Charlie: Well if the man wears a speedo, I cannot allow you to date him

Megan: You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.
Sage: Laurel found out!
Megan: Yeah, the woman's good.

It's an emergency... we didn't know Laurel was going out of town and everyone was gonna ditch their party for ours.. okay that we do know... whateves... work it out with your therapists people


Rose: It's not gonna be a high school party.. older people are coming... actually Will's gonna be there
Megan: excellent... yeah I'll bring enough Bengay for the both of us. That's arthritis medicine

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

Random kid