Megan: Lily got married
Charlie: What!?
Megan: Thank you for having the proper reaction. What!?

Rose: Marco, I will pay you for a protein shake
Marco: Your mother already has that covered, but I do accept tips

Luis: the final slice of a garlic clove is the most delicate, you don't want to waste any of this
Marco: Luis, you're a sous chef, not a rabbi, just cut the garlic

I do know that part of being a good boyfriend is listening... and big presents never hurt either


Will: I want a second chance
Megan: It'd be a third chance, the balcony was your second
Will: I want a third chance

I'm really glad you found me because I always thought we deserved a better ending

Miles [to Laurel]

I will take two days off your grounding if you promise never to bedazzle anything of mine again


We also have an indoor pool, but that's more for special occasions, like those three days of winter we get

Rose [to Miles]

Sage: I get really mad when my blood sugar gets low
Luis: What's your excuse for the rest of the time?

Megan: Is there a guy you like at school right now?
Rose: Zachary Todd. He wears a choker, it's really hot

You have to talk to me eventually, you might need my bone marrow one day

Sage [to Rose]

Charlie: Now let me give you some advice
Megan: Like I need any, but go ahead
Charlie: Will just lost a job, right? Probably the first real rejection the guy's ever had. So instead of focusing on the imaginary test you thought you gave him, why not try being the great girlfriend he needs right now?
Megan: It's a little on the simple side

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

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