Marco: You in here my little sunny side up?
Megan: Hey Marco
Marco: You ever gonna tell me what the clickidy clack is all about or am I going to have to wait in line on Barnes & Noble with the rest of the riff raff?

Rose: I'm so proud of us
Sage: I know we were like fairy godmothers today, except not all old and dumpy

Arthur: You really need to go through all that work for a dessert?
Marco: That's the secret to a creme brulee. Plus using a torch makes me feel butch

I would give up every single one of my tennis bracelets to have dinner with my dad again


You have some serious balls stealing a bracelet and then wearing back to the scene of a crime


Megan: It's like a perfect storm of everyone who gives me anxiety in my life. All that's missing is Kurt Fulman
Marco: Old boyfriend?
Megan: No, tenth grade lab partner, had a lazy eye, freaked me out

Lily: They're eating with us?
Sage: It's our house and our food, so technically you're eating with us

Megan: You look pretty dapper yourself
Marco: I was gonna go all out with the musk, but then I remembered it's a straight crowd

Rose: Is megan still out with her dad?
Romie: I don't know, you never ask me about my family
[Romie leaves]
Sage: Does Romie have a family?

Megan: He's a completely different person. He's sober, employed
Marco: I do love a girl with low standards

Megan: But if he has changed, he should be the one to call, he's the grown up here
Marco: Honey, we're all grown ups now
Megan [to her stuffed animal]: Don't listen to him Mr. Cow

[leaving public school..]
Rose: Can we just hurry?
Sage: Yeah, we're not really in the mood to get shot right now

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

Random kid