Prodigal Son
Tuesdays 9:00 PM on FOXProdigal Son Season 1 Episode 9: "Pied-A-Terre" Quotes
Gabrielle: I can't disagree with your feelings, Malcolm, they're yours. But there is another way of interpreting that nightmare. Were you aroused by that dream? Malcolm: Sexually? I was skewered.
Gabrielle: Penetrated. By a sword.
Malcolm: Fine. There were some erotic elements.
Gabrielle: Malcolm, what if this dream is a different part of your subconscious demanding to be heard? The part that needs sleep, food, sex.
Malcolm: It's a little Freudian, but I'll go for it.
Eve: I've been meaning to ask about your mother. How is she?
Malcolm: No longer armed, but still a little dangerous.
Eve: Good. All women should be a little dangerous.
Malcolm: This wasn't married sex. David was having an affair.
JT: Hey, I've been married for seven years. Married sex can be plenty hot.
I went to a cuddle party once. It was OK. We can talk about it later.
Edrisa
Jessica: I thought you were the best. At least that's what I tell people when I'm forced to divulge your actual career.
Malcolm: When it comes to me and the FBI, whatever the opposite of nepotism is, that's what I got. But I've been speaking to Gabrielle, I had breakfast, which is a meal that's still new to me, but I'm intrigued by, oh and I even ran into Eve, and we're going...
Malcolm: Talk to me about Caleb's gonads.
Edrisa: Oh, with pleasure. Upon further examination, we found sperm in Caleb's urethra, which indicates --
JT: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why'd you point over there?
Edrisa: That's where Caleb's penis is.
JT: I'm out.
Take the crazy out of sex, and what do you have? Boring sex.
Simone
We only have one rule in our community. No relationships. Lust is easy. Love is dangerous.
Simone
Simone: Drinks are paid for. Let's go.
Malcolm: Uh, where?
Simone: Your place. You need to sample the product. We're going to have sex. Are you up for that?
Malcolm: I could give it a shot.
I practiced law for years. If you were arresting me, I'd be in handcuffs, and not the fun kind.
Simone
Malcolm: Tonight's going to be normal.
Jessica: Darling, we're rich. We don't do normal.
Jessica: Why didn't he tell me?
Gil: He didn't want you to feel this.
Jessica: We denied his pain for years and insisted that the girl he found was the stuff of dreams.
Gil: Martin manipulated him and you
Jessica: It gets worse all the time. I keep thinking that we will get through it, get through him, but it gets worse. Martin destroyed the lives of my children, myself, and all of his victims. Maybe it's time I return the favor.
