Favorite Psych Quotes
Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.
I can't help being a gorgeous fiend...it's just the card I drew...
Shawn
Woody: Where is Stumpy?
Gus: Somewhere disappointing Jesus....
I would rather fall in love with a Vegan.
Carlton [about hugging-it-out with Shawn]
We are going to use impulse control. It's the art of controlling out impulses.
Shawn
That's why [the Innocence Project] is high on my crap list, right behind internal affairs, UNICEF and Lance Bass... don't ask
Lassiter
Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.
Shawn: That's my boy right there, son
Mexican Lassie is way better than American Lassie, much like Coca Cola.
Shawn
Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Exactly.
You put some sunglasses on!
Carlton
Roger. Over. Rinse. Repeat.
Shawn
We're so off the grid I think we're back on the grid.
Shawn
