Favorite Psych Quotes
Roger. Over. Rinse. Repeat.
Shawn
We are going to use impulse control. It's the art of controlling out impulses.
Shawn
Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.
Shawn: That's my boy right there, son
That's why [the Innocence Project] is high on my crap list, right behind internal affairs, UNICEF and Lance Bass... don't ask
Lassiter
I would rather fall in love with a Vegan.
Carlton [about hugging-it-out with Shawn]
Not a lot of hair left to join that celebration.
Shawn
You put some sunglasses on!
Carlton
Juliet: Shawn, Gus, I can see you.
Shawn: I know I'm in the dog house—
Juliet: No, you're gonna have to work really hard to get into the dog house...
Shawn: Ok, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area...
(Pause) Unless I'm in the pound...Jules, am I in the pound?!
Gus: They act like they've never seen a black person...
Young Girl: Excuse me, sir, but are you Frederick Douglas?
Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Exactly.
It's my third best quality, right behind awesomeness and humility.
Shawn
Gus, don’t be the 100th Luftballoon.
Shawn
