If I were a mobster I think my mobster name would be Fricky Friction.

Shawn

I've got one speed and it is full throttle.

Lassiter

Step to me and I whip out the enormous piece I have under this robe!

Lassiter

Did a hooker will this to you?

Juliet

I'm the Chief of making bitches do shots.

Big Wendy

Woody: Where is Stumpy?
Gus: Somewhere disappointing Jesus....

I have one weakness in this life, and he has her.

Lassie

It's a valid question, Lassie!

Gus

Guard her with your life. That's not hyperbole!

Lassiter

I'm about to make Lassie's year.

Shawn

You give me something to believe in even stronger than the NRA's code of ethics.

Lassiter

I'm good at what I do and what I do is good. Isn't it?

Shawn

Psych Season 7 Episode 7 Quotes

I'm good at what I do and what I do is good. Isn't it?

Shawn

Falling in love with you was not part of the plan.

Shawn