Not a lot of hair left to join that celebration.

Shawn

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• Added: May 22, 2013

We come strong or we don't come at all.

Shawn

• Permalink: We come strong or we don't come at all.
• Added: May 22, 2013

That's a pretty lame movie of the week you're writing.

Henry

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• Added: May 22, 2013

Some of them aren't even dough at all...

Shawn

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• Added: May 22, 2013

You fingers are like magical baby wieners.

Shawn

• Permalink: You fingers are like magical baby wieners.
• Added: May 22, 2013

I'm on tilt, Shawn, I'm tilting.

Gus

• Permalink: I'm on tilt, Shawn, I'm tilting.
• Added: May 22, 2013

I haven't had the touch of a woman since the first Maroon 5 album came out.

Shawn (as Henry)

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• Added: May 22, 2013

My black is crackin', Shawn?!

Gus

• Permalink: My black is crackin', Shawn?!
• Added: May 22, 2013

Oh, please. I'm all about touching---respectfully.

Henry

• Permalink: Oh, please. I'm all about touching---respectfully.
• Added: May 22, 2013

Am I really that predictable?

Shawn

• Permalink: Am I really that predictable?
• Added: May 22, 2013

I've got guts and cellulite. I don't even need a warrant.

Lassiter

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• Added: May 22, 2013

You need to uncross your crosshairs.

Shawn

• Permalink: You need to uncross your crosshairs.
• Added: May 22, 2013