Henry: What kind of idiot drives down a public pathway?!
Shawn: Hey, that's my dad. HEY DAD!

Don't hit any humans!

Shawn

Not a lot of hair left to join that celebration.

Shawn

We come strong or we don't come at all.

Shawn

That's a pretty lame movie of the week you're writing.

Henry

Some of them aren't even dough at all...

Shawn

You fingers are like magical baby wieners.

Shawn

I'm on tilt, Shawn, I'm tilting.

Gus

I haven't had the touch of a woman since the first Maroon 5 album came out.

Shawn (as Henry)

My black is crackin', Shawn?!

Gus

Oh, please. I'm all about touching---respectfully.

Henry

Am I really that predictable?

Shawn

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.