You just can't stand me winning.

Carlton[to Shawn]

Oh, and he drives a blueberry.

Shawn

Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.

This is your fault.

Shawn

Groove to it, Shawn.

Gus

"Suck home plate!"

Shawn [to Henry]

Shawn: Last week you mistook me for Michael Chickless!
Henry: That's because you were dressed like Michael Chickless!

Gus, Don't be Pete Roses's haircut.

Shawn

I'm so proud of you man!

Shawn[ to Cal]

Really?! Did you see all the pipe I laid to get that?!

Shawn[ to Gus]

Lassiter: You saw him too, Guster?
Gus: No, But I see him now.

Everyone stop what you're doing and pay attention only to me!

Shawn

Psych Season 6 Quotes

Suck it, hyphens.

Shawn

I'm sorry, I was busy James Bond-ing it up in here.

Shawn