You fingers are like magical baby wieners.

Shawn

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• Added: May 22, 2013

I'm on tilt, Shawn, I'm tilting.

Gus

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• Added: May 22, 2013

I haven't had the touch of a woman since the first Maroon 5 album came out.

Shawn (as Henry)

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• Added: May 22, 2013

My black is crackin', Shawn?!

Gus

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• Added: May 22, 2013

Oh, please. I'm all about touching---respectfully.

Henry

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• Added: May 22, 2013

Am I really that predictable?

Shawn

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• Added: May 22, 2013

I've got guts and cellulite. I don't even need a warrant.

Lassiter

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• Added: May 22, 2013

You need to uncross your crosshairs.

Shawn

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• Added: May 22, 2013

SNAP! Pop, that is some quality old-school smack talk.

Shawn

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• Added: May 22, 2013

He's still not ready to talk about it.

Gus

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• Added: May 15, 2013

Someone shot the crock pot?!

Shawn

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• Added: May 15, 2013

Juliet: I am not a moron.
Shawn: Even if you were I would clean up your messes....

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• Added: May 15, 2013