I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Blue Ivy Carter.

Shawn

Juliet: She has the key to my house!
Shawn: Our house! In the middle of the street!

Why does Cuba keep doing such horrible movies when the dude has an Academy Award? An Academy Award!

Gus

I love you more than Sid loved Nancy.

Shawn

My hearts feel like wet toilet paper, Gus. It's like one ply... it's like school toilet paper.

Shawn

She Knows.

Shawn

It's my third best quality, right behind awesomeness and humility.

Shawn

They say I might have a concussion; I wasn't able to pick up Lassie's dog this morning. Oh, and catch this, I have a concussion!

Shawn

Juliet: Shawn our relationship is built on lies.
Shawn: ...And laughter, and laser tag and love.

Honesty is everything to me Shawn. It's the only thing.

Juliet

What's a matter, Spencer? Your third eye blind?

Lassiter

What do you think a Spencer-O'Hara wedding would look like, Shawn?

Juliet

Psych Season 7 Quotes

Hello, ass face.

Shawn

So the next time you decide to put your life in danger, remember there is someone that loves you that is worried sick...

Juliet