Emerson: What got thee to a nunnery?
Olive: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know?
Emerson: Not especially. That was just my attempt at polite wee talk. Moment's passed, so let's talk compensation.

• Permalink: What got thee to a nunnery? Oh, Emerson. You really want to kn...
• Added: October 16, 2008

Emerson: I'm Father Dowling. These are my associates: Father Mulcahy and Sister Christian.

• Permalink: Father Mulcahy and Sister Christian.
• Added: October 16, 2008

(after re-killing Sister Larue) We are so going to hell.

Ned

• Permalink: (after re-killing Sister Larue) We are so going to hell.
• Added: October 16, 2008

Emerson: Rule Number One: don't buy fish on Monday. Rule Number Two: Don't poke an angry German.

• Permalink: Don't poke an angry German.
• Added: October 16, 2008

Chuck: If Mother Superior found Larue's shiny stash...
Ned: Then all it would take was one push, and the convent would be back... in black.
Chuck: By-proxy high-five.
Emerson: Get, before I by-proxy vomit.

• Permalink: If Mother Superior found Larue's shiny stash... Then all it wo...
• Added: October 16, 2008

There are Commandments! We follow all ten, and I am commanding you to stop!

Olive

• Permalink: There are Commandments! We follow all ten, and I am commanding y...
• Added: October 16, 2008

Chuck: There was a young man named Von Deenis...
Ned: Who they said had a very big...

• Permalink: There was a young man named Von Deenis... Who they said had a ...
• Added: October 15, 2008