Ray Donovan
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Conor: Look, I know you think he's a perv. He's not. He likes trannies. And girls when he's drunk.
Ray: You seem to know him pretty well.
Conor: He's my friend. He's never done anything to me. And if he did, I know how to take care of myself.
Ray: What the f*ck is on your head?
Tommy: My heart is broken. How can you even ask me that?
Tommy: Maybe I should just kill myself.
Ray: Kill yourself tomorrow. Tonight you're going to this awards thing and you're taking my kid.
He put his penis in my hand!
Girl
Ray: You stopped at a hotel?
Avi: They're out of their f*cking minds, Ray.
You'll never believe how f*cked up I was this morning. You gotta hand it to Ray.
Tommy
Abby: He stinks of booze. And he's wearin' a woman's shirt.
Ray: Yep. He'll be fine.
Listen, Sully, if you need a gun or a car in this town, I'm the guy you want to get it for ya.
Mickey: Let me get this straight. No one else knows about this?
Van: I couldn't risk it.
Mickey: And you get all the credit.
You know, you're the last male Donovan. You have to have some boys of your own; keep the family name alive.
Yeah, well, I walked back from this Venice Beach -- I've never seen so many freaks in my whole f*ckin' life. I saw one guy shoutin' at his own f*ckin' shoe.
Sully
You think you're the first person I've dealt with woke up in bed with a dead body?
