If you haven't learned that Mickey always draws a shit hand, that's on you.

Ray

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Mickey: I ain't fuckin' senile.
Ray: Fine. You're not senile. Go tell Joe Friday out there you want to wear a wire and get your brains blown out in Long Beach.
Mickey: You could say I get confused from time to time.

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Mickey: They ain't gonna believe I'm senile, Ray.
Ray: Really? I don't think it's such a big stretch.
Mickey: Fuck you.

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Thank you, Ray. Boy. What a freak show that was. Has that chick ever heard of Invisalign?

Ed

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Mrs. Minassian, my father's a dipshit, he's always been a dipshit. Unfortunately there's nothing I can do about that. What I can do is offer to pay you back for any inconvenience he may have caused you.

Ray

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Why couldn't you just play fuckin' bingo like a normal old man?

Ray

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Paige: Do you feel any differently?
Ray: What?
Paige: Now that you got everything you wanted?
Ray: No.
Paige: That's too bad.

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• Added: September 13, 2015