Reaper Season 2 Episode 2: "Dirty Sexy Mongol" Quotes
She's my sister and the only one allowed to have sex with her is me
Sock [to Topher]
It's like she's water-boarding my boys, Sammy. They're constantly blue
Sock [about Kristen wrestling with him]
Sock: Your ladyhood is a very very special thing. It's like a... you know, it's like a super awesome hot tub. And if you just let anybody hop into that tub, it becomes meaningless. It becomes filled with hair and you have to clean it out all the time.
Kristen: I hate dirty hot tubs.
Sock: We all do
Sock: Sam! Listen. Here's what we're going to do. We need to get our stories straight, okay. People are going to come here, they're going to ask questions. We have to have answers ready.
Sam: But our friend is dead!
Sock: Ben would want us to have a cover-up story for the cops and that is a fact, Sam.
Andi: Ooh. We could go on vacation.
Sam: Yes, like a real vacation. Paris.
Andi: We could go to Malta.
Sam: I don't even know where that is!
Sam: I almost got my throat ripped out last night!
Gladys: Drama queen.
Sam: You sent a demon to my house to kill me. Why would you do that?
Gladys: We're in a book club together.
Sam: What, so you agreed to have me assassinated?
Gladys: These book clubs are a lot of pressure
Sock: This is so unfair. I am not her brother. I mean, I don't even look like her. Why does she insist on labeling me as her brother. I just want her to see me the way the rest of the world does.
Sam: And how is that?
Sock: As a sexual magician
Well, I'll try to watch your back, buddy. But you know, you got to remember I'm a busy guy. It's an election year
Devil [to Sam]
Sam: Maybe you guys should cover the other exit.
Sock: Cover the exit with what? Our spines?
