Red Band Society
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on FOXRed Band Society Season 1 Episode 4: "There's No Place Like Homecoming" Quotes
You are officially relieved of your duties as minion.
Kara
Even if you are just friends the rule is you dance with the girl you brought.
Charlie
She's not a queen. She's a dictator, cold selfish, tyrannical.
Leo
I'd rather be feared than loved.
Kara
Being a mom for her is like going on a camping trip. No, I'm serious. She gets all excited, buys all the equipment and then two days into it she wishes she were back in the hotel.
Jordi
Emma: Looking for the next best thing?
Leo: No, looking for something real.
Just because I let you come with me doesn't mean we've joined the Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties.
Kara
I'm going to have sex with me.
Kara
This is a hospital not a prison. Yes, you can go.
Nurse Jackson
If I was in love with him I'd be clear about it because men are direct.
Dash
Who gets the rose on the latest episode of Cancer Bachelor? Is it Latino heartthrob Jordi or the hometown favorite Leo?
Dash
Leo: I seriously want to hug you right now.
Nurse Jackson: You'll get over it.
