Reginald the Vampire Season 1 Episode 1: "Dead Weight" Quotes
Maurice: I can fix this, Reggie, but I can't do it without your sayso. The decision has to be yours.
Maurice: That's right. Decide to die now, a few moments early.
Reginald: Why would I do that?
Maurice: So I can save you.
Reginald: I had the weirdest dream last night.
Maurice: Oh you're not dreaming.
Reginald. Right... right I know what's happening here! I'm still dreaming.
Moira: What's your name?
Reginald: Reginald. Andres.
Moira: Nice to meet you Reginald, I'm Moira.
Maurice: Moira! Stop that shit now.
Maurice: Are you a meat eater? I'm keeping a close eye on my cholesterol. I heard carnivores had a higher load in their blood.
Man: What the hell does my blood gotta do with anything?
Maurice: I'm just trying to watch what I eat.