I got news for you, there's no getting over it.

Tommy

You know, this is actually kind of fitting.

Teddy

Party's over, assholes.

Tommy

She needs love and support and tenderness. Not a walking hard on with a fire helmet.

Sheila

You know this show is racist, man. It makes Italians look like we're all a bunch of stupid idiots with perfectly chiseled bodies, fake tans, and gay haircuts. (beat) I don't have a gay haircut, guys.

Mike

Hmmm, well, you're still breathing, ain't ya?

Sheila

Did you go to hell? I'll take that as a yes.

Kevin

None of their guys have bullet holes in them.

Kevin

First day out, he's already in a jealous rage.

Kevin

You can do good or you can do s***.

Uncle Teddy

I want to tell you I'm sorry for what I've done...but I ain't.

Uncle Teddy

This house is on its last god damn legs.

Chief Reilly