Evidently, I dream now.

Harry

This disruption is infuriating and very disrespectful. How am I supposed to sleep or bury the dead guy in my freezer with all these people out here?

Harry

Harry: This body needs ten hours of sleep to function, and your domesticated wolf woke it up before even six hours.
Sheriff Mike: Well, it must suck to get so much sleep and still look like shit.

What a lonely species. Not only did humans invent dogs for companionship, they insist on gathering together in groups to eat food. All I need is an empty room, a spoon, and a pie.

Harry

See ya around, sister wife.

D'Arcy

I'm starting to think the kid's not faking. He actually likes me. And why wouldn't he? I'm a likable alien.

Harry

[after his first kiss with D'Arcy] Ah! It's rigor mortis! My penis is dying!

Harry

I see now it's not the food that brings humans together. It's each other. There is a basic human need to feel like you belong. It feels good.

Harry

Sheriff Mike: Keep your hands on the handlebars where I can see 'em. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Sahar: Speed? Boredom?
Sheriff Mike: You took a left turn back there without using your hand signals. What the heck are you kids doing so far out of town anyway, huh?
Sahar: We heard bigfoot was on the loose.
Sheriff Mike: Bigfoot? What's you talkin' about? Everybody know that damn bigfoot up in Seattle. That's [sniff] Sorry about cussin' just then. I try not to do that shit around kids.

I do like the fact that you kids are outdoors. You're not stuck inside with your face glued to some screen. That's good. Alright, now go have fun; be safe. Get that reflector fixed and get yourself some all-weather tires. And next time, you use your hand signals. You know how the saying goes, right? If you don't use your arms to signal, a truck will rip 'em right off. True story. Alright. Be safe.

Sheriff

Asta: Are we going to be OK?
Dan: Even when we're not OK, we'll always be OK.

Everyone needs to belong to something bigger than themselves. Yes, there is strength in numbers, but maybe it's simpler. Maybe humans just feel better when they know they are not alone on this earth.

Harry

Resident Alien Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

[after his first kiss with D'Arcy] Ah! It's rigor mortis! My penis is dying!

Harry

This disruption is infuriating and very disrespectful. How am I supposed to sleep or bury the dead guy in my freezer with all these people out here?

Harry