Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyResident Alien Season 1 Episode 8: "End Of The World As We Know It" Quotes
Asta: Thank God, we're all OK.
D'Arcy: OK? We fell into a crevasse. This is a death trap.
Asta: Sorry I said anything.
Harry: It's your fault. The ice glacier caved in because you are too heavy.
D'Arcy: OK. We're killing him.
Asta: Who are you?
Harry: Harry.
Asta: No, no, no, no. Half your face is all wrong.
Harry: Offensive?
Asta: What's happening to you?
Harry: Bee sting.
Asta: We're inside a glacier.
Harry: Snow bees. I'm allergic to the sting of snow bees and ice hornets. It's bad.
Asta: Well, all we know about aliens is from movies, so it's either a radio to phone home or you're here to kill us and eat us.
Harry: [chuckles] We do not eat humans. HA HA HA!
Asta: That part of you is still a human. I just touched your penis.
Harry: I do not mind it; it feels good.
Asta: Stop talking!
Harry: My people shed their skin in one piece. That way, it is easier to eat.
Asta: Gross.
Harry: YOU are gross!
Asta: Wait a minute. How did his wife not know you were an imposter?
Harry: Some people only see what they want to see. She saw every part of me, but she never knew.
Asta: Wait. Did you have SEX with her?
Harry: To be accurate, she had sex with me, on me, at me, in front of me.
Asta: Oh, Harry!
Harry: She made me watch.
No, she is not pregnant. She would have begun to emit a sulfuric scent and then split open with hundreds of babies. She remained whole.
Harry
Asta: So what you said about your wife dying was true, then?
Harry: We do not have genders like you humans. I had a mate who died bearing our offspring.
Asta: I'm sorry.
Harry: There is nothing to be sorry about. The birthing death is inevitable. My people do not feel sadness [voice cracking].
Asta: Are you sure about that?
Harry: Once I assumed this body, I began feeling all sorts of things I have never felt. I don't want to talk about it!
I had 342 children, and I never worried about any of them. Now, I cannot stop thinking about number 62. It had my eyes.
Harry
Asta: Tell me about your planet. What's it like?
Harry: It is magnificent and brutal like my people.
Asta: You know, some native people talk about connections to beings from the stars.
Harry: We have been coming here for thousands of years, guiding humans. Stonehenge, the pyramids, and long before that.
Asta: So you're here to help us.
Harry: We have always tried to help. Your people welcomed us for thousands of years, but then something changed. Humans became more fearful of us, of each other.
