Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyResident Alien Season 2 Episode 1: "Old Friends" Quotes
Being an alien is easier than being a human. We have evolved past emotions, so we aren't forced to deal with things like seasonal depression or road rage. We also have no roads, so nobody can cut you off, not even Alpha Draconions, who are lizard-faced dickheads. After living on earth, I am not just an alien with human emotions. I am an alien with human memories. Is there a point when I become more human than alien?
Harry [voiceover]
Mike: You know what? Maybe I'd be better with six arms. That's better than four. Hell, I could cut my shower in half if I had six arms. I could get my nuts, my butt, and my pits and still have two arms left
Liv: It's a great day to be alive.
For humans, memory is a big part of who they believe they are. If a human's brain is damaged and that memory is affected, so is their perception of self. With a brain that delicate, they should wear helmets.
Harry [voiceover]
Asta: He was like a child.
Harry: Schtuping a child is like a Class A felony. Do I have to call Benson and Stabler?
Harry: Can you go to the store and buy yourself one of those little trampolines.
Max: Cool.
Harry: Yes, and take it to the ceiling fan store just down the road. Turn on the overhead ceiling fans and trampoline into them so that your head chops off!
Max: That's rude. Why are you being mean?
Harry: Because you are the reason I am stuck here!
Human memory is very powerful. It is more than just knowledge of what has been. It contains feelings of that moment. Memories connect humans, even when they are apart.
Harry [voiceover]
