Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyResident Alien Quotes
Babies do not care what anyone feels. They only want to be taken care of, to be loved, and to know there is someone out there who will find a way to protect them, no matter what it takes.
Harry [to himself]
It's better to have loved and lost, said some idiot who I hope is also dead now. Love is like being shot out of a cannon -- thrilling, expect for that very last part when you hit the ground and your body breaks into tiny pieces. That part ruins the trip.
Harry [to himself]
Asta: I'd rather be a martyr than a loose cannon!
D'Arcy: That is exactly what a martyr would say!
Asta: Loose cannon!
D'Arcy: Martyr!
Heather: Both of 'em sound like my sister's girlchild.
Joseph: You have a niece called Knees?
Heather: Yeah, she's my niece.
Joseph: How are we losing to you people?
Asta: I am so tired of playing parent to this alien child. It's enough to do it at home.
D'Arcy: Yeah.
Asta: What?
D'Arcy: Nothing. You're just not really doing it at home.
Asta: I told you. Jay and I are in a good place. I don't want to ruin that.
D'Arcy: Right. You're afraid to piss off the teenager who lives with us and eats my yogurt, so now I have no yogurt.
Liv: Is the woman Lena Torres?
Mike: Let's call her Mina Flores.
Mike: Taxpayers shouldn't have a say in how their taxes dollars are spent. That's called anarchy!
Ben: Well, some people call it democracy.
You know, for the first time in my life, I feel like I have what it takes to be a mother.
D'Arcy
Ben: I asked to see you in my office.
Mike: No, you said you'd LIKE to see me in your office, and I don't blame you. Hell, I'm a statue of masculinity. If I was in your office, you'd probably walk in every morning and say, 'Damn, now that's what I want to be.'
Ben: If you were a statue in my office, I'd hang my jacket on you.
Mike: And I'd want you to 'cause I'd be made out of metal, and I'd be cold. See? Even as a statue, man, I still get what I want.
Life is about balance, so you can have a girlfriend and work on the mission.
Asta
D'Arcy: We're not having fun. We are choosing to stay single until we finish our mission.
Asta: Is that why we're single?
D'Arcy: God, I hope so.
Harry: Asta! I am in love, and it makes me want to dance!
Asta: Oh my God, but it didn't teach you how!
