Resident Alien Season 1 Quotes
Asta: What's happening to you?
Harry: Bee sting.
Asta: We're inside a glacier.
Harry: Snow bees. I'm allergic to the sting of snow bees and ice hornets. It's bad.
I allowed myself to become too human. That's why I couldn't complete my mission. It's my fault.Harry
Asta: Well, all we know about aliens is from movies, so it's either a radio to phone home or you're here to kill us and eat us.
Harry: [chuckles] We do not eat humans. HA HA HA!
Asta: I won't let you die.
Harry: [internal] I believe her. No one's dying today. But now I have my device, so how about tomorrow? All eight billion of them!
No, she is not pregnant. She would have begun to emit a sulfuric scent and then split open with hundreds of babies. She remained whole.Harry
Asta: So what you said about your wife dying was true, then?
Harry: We do not have genders like you humans. I had a mate who died bearing our offspring.
Asta: I'm sorry.
Harry: There is nothing to be sorry about. The birthing death is inevitable. My people do not feel sadness [voice cracking].
Asta: Are you sure about that?
Harry: Once I assumed this body, I began feeling all sorts of things I have never felt. I don't want to talk about it!
They stole my ship. They know I'm stranded here. They must be searching for me. I would grow a mustache as a disguise, but then I'd have to get a job as a firefighter or a pedophile.Harry
Harry: We should talk.
Harry: What are you making for dinner?
Are you angry because I drugged you? I was trying to be kind. On television, the Three Stooges knock each other out with skillets.Harry
The biggest misconception that humans have about the universe is that it's enormous. It's not. It's tiny. It's also finite and smells of slightly burnt caramel corn. I understand why these dumb humans don't know anything about the extended universe; they've never been there.Harry
This is my life now -- human being. So I have to live like humans do. Occupy my time at a job I loathe, slowly rotting away until I die. What are my choices?Harry
Why do you smell like that kid at school who wears his jacket inside?Max