Resident Alien
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Harry: OK Max. I'm going to give you a simple test. Which one of these people is me.
Max: You know I can't tell by this. If there were a picture of a gross alien or a dumb slug, I'd point to it.
Asta: Are you listening to me?
Jay: This paper says you had a baby, and your baby was born on my exact birthday. It's fine. It's not like I didn't know I was adopted.
Wait. If you're mommy, then who's daddy? It's not that dick, Jimmy, is it? [silence] Wow. I really won the lottery with that one, didn't I?
Jay
Harry: Humans lie. It's what they do.
Asta: Why?
Harry: Maybe they don't want people to know who they really are.
Jimmy: What the hell is he doing here? What? Is he your new boyfriend or something?
Asta: No!
Harry: No. I'm just here eating cake.
Jimmy: What? Are you her bodyguard now?
Asta: Harry.
Harry: I prefer ninja.
Asta: Harry, you don't have to do this. [to Jimmy] Just ignore him.
Harry: You shouldn't ignore ninjas.
Why is she still here? How am I supposed to get into my underwear and watch Jerry Orbach with that hot ham in my house?
Harry
Isabelle: Well, dinner's over. What's next?
Harry: I can only think of one thing.
Isabelle: Hmm?
Harry: Scrub the pans before you leave.
Holy shitsticks! We got ourselves a murder!
Sheriff Mike
Evidently, I dream now.
Harry
Everyone needs to belong to something bigger than themselves. Yes, there is strength in numbers, but maybe it's simpler. Maybe humans just feel better when they know they are not alone on this earth.
Harry
Asta: Are we going to be OK?
Dan: Even when we're not OK, we'll always be OK.
I do like the fact that you kids are outdoors. You're not stuck inside with your face glued to some screen. That's good. Alright, now go have fun; be safe. Get that reflector fixed and get yourself some all-weather tires. And next time, you use your hand signals. You know how the saying goes, right? If you don't use your arms to signal, a truck will rip 'em right off. True story. Alright. Be safe.
Sheriff
