I don't know what's going on with you lately but you're becoming a real grade A bitch.

Ashley

It happened because your inner gladiator's finally waking up.

Nolan

Frank dug his own grave. All we need is Conrad and Victoria to bury him in it.

Emily

The thud you hear is the sound of Lydia hitting the roof of the taxi five stories down.

Nolan

They say vengeance taken will tear the heart and torment the conscience.

Emily

See those pedals? One is a brake, one is a gear. Same as a dump truck.

Charlotte

How did you get over to Lydia's house, Shamu?

Nolan

Lydia: I came to apologize.
Victoria: For sleeping with my husband or for blackmailing us. I'm just not quite sure which apology I should be aiming my forgiveness at.

You wish I'd never been born. Do me a favor and pretend I wasn't.

Charlotte

I had my hands full. Perhaps you can tell me where your hands have been?

Victoria

The guy was feeding him shots like a frat boy to a freshman.

Nolan

You staggered home like a drunken sailor.

Victoria

Revenge Quotes

Only luddites use snail mail.

Nolan

Emily: I'm not leaving you alone, Nolan.
Nolan: I love you, too.