Rachel: How can you be so sure?
Miles: I'm trying something new: prayer.

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• Added: May 22, 2014

Yeah, you're a real Meryl Streep.

Miles

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• Added: May 22, 2014

You had me at mustard gas.

Tom

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• Added: May 15, 2014

Charlie: Are you joking? After all the times you've screwed us over.
Miles: She's got a great point.

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• Added: April 03, 2014

Monroe: Typhus? I don’t know whether to kill these guys or send them a fan letter.
Miles: Yeah, let’s do the first thing.

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• Added: January 30, 2014

Oh, that’s nice Rachel, we’re gone a week and your Dad switches sides again.

Monroe

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• Added: January 23, 2014

And what part of desperate don’t you understand?

Miles

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• Added: January 23, 2014

Wow, your boss has really nice taste. It’s like Donald Trump threw up on Scarface.

Monroe

• Permalink: Wow, your boss has really nice taste. It’s like Donald Trump threw up on Scarface.
• Added: January 16, 2014

You're a dick.

Miles

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• Added: January 16, 2014

Who’d have thought that between the two of us you’re the crazy one.

Charlie

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• Added: January 16, 2014

Monroe: What was I supposed to do? He’s my son.
Miles: Oh shut up, you've been his Dad for five minutes, and all of sudden you’re Cliff Huxtable?

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• Added: January 16, 2014

Gene: How did you know I was here?
Charlie: Because you’re exactly like Mom! Neither of you will listen!

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• Added: January 16, 2014