Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

Why can't we dress like call girls? They look so cute.

Maura

Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.

It's weird the way she's so good with babies.

Tommy

Your life gets lived while you are doing other things.

Constance

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane

Quiet the chatter in the monkey mind.

Maura

Jane: I hate it when you drive.
Maura: I hate it more when you undress and drive.

Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Maura

Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.

Jane

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.

Jane

Right now all I want to do is get you naked and lick your face.

Giovanni