Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Maura

You didn't trust me enough to protect you and you didn't protect me.

Jane

Your life gets lived while you are doing other things.

Constance

Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

I'm not going anywhere. I'm part of a cop family too.

Angela

Never date a zombie they have no respect for the law.

Jane

Thank you for playing the annoy the uncaffeinated detective game

Jane

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane

Korsak: You can't do this without your bff?
Jane: Not when she's the chief medical examiner, no.

Quiet the chatter in the monkey mind.

Maura

What are we going to wear? I have never been a high class hooker before.

Maura

Maura, I told you never to hunch. You're not made for hunching.

Jane