I just want a cup of coffee, not a Roman orgy.

Jane

Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.

Jane

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.

Thank you for playing the annoy the uncaffeinated detective game

Jane

Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

I will do whatever I have to do to get my grand baby back, especially since neither one of you are making any.

Angela

What are we going to wear? I have never been a high class hooker before.

Maura

Your life gets lived while you are doing other things.

Constance

Quiet the chatter in the monkey mind.

Maura

Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.

Maura, I told you never to hunch. You're not made for hunching.

Jane

Fulfilling your dreams requires a lot of hard choices.

Maura