I can't trust anyone, not even cops.

Steve

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• Added: July 11, 2014

Sam: I do speak fluent Spanish. You know that right?
Andy: Oh, I am aware. I just thought that was reserved for when you were naked.

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• Added: July 11, 2014

He's a grown up runaway. It sounds awesome. Get away from your troubles and your debts and your everything.

Andy

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• Added: July 11, 2014

Steve:You love going under.
Traci: What I love is sitting here drinking cold coffee with you.

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• Added: July 11, 2014

Andy: Is this the workplace equivalent of pity sex.
Sam: Yeah, pretty much.
Andy: OK, I'll take it.

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• Added: July 11, 2014

You look like something the cat dug up.

Dov

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• Added: July 11, 2014

It's kind of like a twitchy porn star who just ran a marathon.

Dealer

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• Added: July 11, 2014