Andy: You need to figure out what's important: being nice or telling the truth.

Nash: This is a high school?
Epstein: Technically, it's a preparatory academy.
Nash: Dude, you went to school in a palace.

I know it's your specialty, but let's try not to overthink this one, okay?

Swarek [to Andy]

Who knew killing someone would require so much paperwork?

Andy

Some morning I don't even wanna get out of bed. Then again, I am kind of lazy.

Epstein

Peck: What is a doula?
Epstein: A birth coach for hippies.
Peck: I thought a birth coach was a birth coach for hippies.

I don't mean to sound like your mother, but I think you need stitches.

Andy

Your loss. Last night included me, with ice cream, naked.

Andy [to Luke]

I forgot to load my gun this morning.

Andy

Edible thing. You know, loves mommy. Wants to kill daddy. Edible.

Criminal

You propose to Denise, you might miss out on your very own Sargeant sex.

Epstein

Andy: What kind of workaholic is this guy?
Nash: The douchebag kind.

Rookie Blue Season 1 Quotes

There is absolutely no training that prepares you for life on the street.

Staff Sgt. Boyko

First rookie out of their cuffs drinks for free. Everyone else pays.

Oliver Shaw